new life goal: reach the cersei-amount of fucks to give about absolutely anything
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
captainmoi: George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
pizzaforpresident: jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so high, he neverlands. and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust why would peter pan’s brother have...
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
That is part of the beauty of all literature. You discover that your longings...– F.Scott Fitzgerald (via cinderellainrubbershoes)
andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
pontmercyanide: some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me. and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.” she meant henry david thoreau. i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
A Workout For Book Nerds
rifflebooks: Yes we’re getting fit over at the Riffle office with stacks of Dostoyevsky and David Foster Wallace. Thank you to epicreads: All you need for this workout is a stack of hardcovers and some yarn or rope to tie them together! Workout #1: The Book Curl Workout #2: The Book Up Workout #3: The Brunch (Book Crunch) - Just like brunch this can be done alone or with a friend! ...
cosmo sex tip #1925
valeria2067: enriquesmole: call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
bulletbakas: Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
the-vashta-nerada: people i went to high school with are having babies and today i almost cried because i had to multiply something by seven
iguanamouth: I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE
Reading the epilogue of Clockwork Princess was kind of like watching the first ten minutes of Up. Really sweet, reeeally made me want to cry my eyes out. Now just imagine Carl and Ellie with darker hair and in 19th century clothing. WILL AND TESSA, YO
lliel-o: tessaviolet: rustyclanton: This is one of the most meaningful videos that I have ever seen. Please take time and absorb this. this is incredible. i love you dfw
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.– A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (via thatsthelight)