That moment when you have so much shit to do that you decide you're just not going to do any of it
September 2011
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“We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better.”
—J.K Rowling (via hogwarts-hipsters)
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I wrote this because I was bored… and it turned out amazing!
Besides my awful sounding voice, haha.
This is a parody of Adele’s “Rolling In The Deep” [which is like, my favourite song].
I call this “Rowling In The Deep”.
Harry Potter fans:
ENJOY!————
“Rowling In The Deep”
There’s a Horcrux deep in Harry’s heart
Just like a parasite and it’s tearing him all apart
Finally we will see how it all ends
Harry or Voldemort - the enemy or the friend
Who will live and who will not survive
Deathly Hallows might help Harry to get by
There’s a Horcrux embedded in his soul
Destiny calls him but now he’s losing all control
The scar on his head, when Harry plays dead
It kept us thinking Voldie almost had it all;
The scar on his head, we thought he was dead
But we all know that
Harry was the Chosen One
Rowling’s in the deep
She had our hearts inside of her hand
It’s all over, and we’re weeping
Dumbledore is gone and Snape is Headmaster
Hogwarts is under guard by the Azkaban Dementors
Hope is slowly dying, replaced by despair
Now Harry has to fight, but he had better be aware
The scar on his head, when Harry plays dead
It kept us thinking Voldie almost had it all;
The scar on his head, we thought he was dead
But we all know that
Harry was the Chosen One
Rowling’s in the deep
She had our hearts inside of her hand
It’s all over, and we’re weeping
Harry was the Chosen One
Rowling’s in the deep
She had our hearts inside of her hand
It’s all over
It’s all over
Voldemort split his soul in seven ways
But what he didn’t count on was splitting it into eighths
Harry Potter must die to live again
The final showdown between good and evil reign
Who will have it all
Who will have it all
It all, it all, it all
And Harry was the Chosen One
Rowling’s in the deep
She had our hearts inside of her hand
It’s all over, and we’re weeping
Harry was the Chosen One
Rowling’s in the deep
She had our hearts inside of her hand
It’s all over
All over
All overAnd now we’re all weeping
FUCKING GODDESS
can it be even more brilliant.
I don’t think it’s possible to change perfection
Writing "etc." on an exam because you can't remember any more examples...
End of Thinking Capacity.
